~meditation_in_the_basement~

"My body functions as a pure mechanism according to laws of nature, and I know by direct experience that I am directing the motions. It follows that I am the one who directs the atoms of the world in motions. Hence I am God Almighty."

                ~ Erwin Schrodinger, Noble prize winning physicist

To, Imut Rama

Want me. You will lose your mind.

Long for me. You will fall into blackholes.

Miss me. You will be haunted.

Dream of me. You will forget your tomorrow. 

See me. You will lose your sight.

Touch me. You will get burnt.

Caress me. You will be perished thru sweating.

Kiss me. You will taste death.

Love me. You will realize

That they were all worth it.

                                                                  Ó RinRin

Tell-tale parrot exposes cheating girlfriend - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com

LONDON - Chris Taylor, a 30-year-old British computer programmer, grew suspicious of his live-in girlfriend when his pet parrot began to imitate her saying, “I love you, Gary.”

Ziggy, an 8-year-old African gray parrot, would also make kissing noises whenever the name Gary was mentioned on TV and would mimic Suzy Collins saying, “Hiya, Gary,” every time she answered her mobile phone.

Confronted with the evidence, Collins admitted to a month-long affair with a coworker named Gary and moved out of their shared Leeds apartment that same night.

~ Darn! I've got to have me a parrot!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(Whatever. Think about the pig again. 30 minutes! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

• About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
• 27% of Americans believe we never landed on the moon.
• People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.
• 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."
• 40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.
• 90% of New York City cab drivers are recently arrived immigrants.
• 11% of the world is left-handed.
• 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. (and go straight to hell from there. LOL)

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand."  Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield '

"There are a number of mechanical devices with increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Cheif among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."  Lynn Lavner

Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch." Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."   Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) 

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."  Robin Williams

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."     Steve Martin

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."  Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."  Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"  Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,  'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."  Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."  Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."   Joan Rivers 

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."  Elmo Phillips

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."   Oscar Wilde 

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns 

 A student's leave letter:

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."

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2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."

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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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6. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

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8. A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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9. >From H.A.L. Administration dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".

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11. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."

Bangalider moto rajniti-priyo, thukku, rajniti shocheton jati bishshe bodhohoy aar ektio nei. Desh, jati, jonogon – ejeno 14 koti bangalir noimittik dushchintar karon. Rajniti je shudhu raja-raajder ekar shompotti noy, tate jono-shadharoner naak golanor purno odhikar ache – Bangladesh er jekono cha’er dokan, shorkari-beshorkari office adaloter canteen ey dhu marlei sheta  porishkar hoye jay. Emonki jam ey atka pora jatri ebong chaloker kothopokothone aari patun, muhurtei jene jaben deshtir artho-shamajik o rajnitir tatka khobor. Ei rajniti shochetonota hajar hajar mile dure thaka probashi bangali der majheo togbogiye futte thake. Oboshsho bangalider ei shu-nagorik chorcha ta shudhu rajnitibid derke mukhe mukhe tulodhuno korar moddhei shimaboddo theke geche. Kintu tarporeo proshno theke jay, eheno durlov nagorik dayitto palon korte Bangali ra shikhlo kibhabe? Khub shohoj: eta bangali peyeche uttoradhikar shutre – hoyto tader dadar dada kingba tar’o dadar theke, jokhon eingrejra rajnitir guti chalto. “Biddrohi rono klato” ei bangali der rokte aaj’o tai protibadi hoye othar nesha peye boshe. Kintu oshubidha ektai, shomossha joto choto, bangalir protibader bhasha toto joralo. Bishshash na hole ghotona ta shunun. Bochor du'ek agey Noakhalir ekti gram er shomiti theke kichu taka gayeb hoye jay. Shomitir shodoshshoder obhijog, taka gulo keo mere niyeche. Bas, omni charidike protibader agun jole uthlo. Shoto shoto manush lathi-shotha, placard niye michile jhapiye porlo. Konther shobtuku jor diye slogan dite laglo, “Jonogoner taka loi chudur-budur, cholto no... cholto no!” Priyo pathok, vogno-hridoy niye janate hochche, bangali der desh niye jara “chudur-budur” kore jachche, tar kono karjokor protibad na kore bangali ra shudhu ekti buli-e aore jay: “amader deshe kobe, shei chele hobe.” Thik-e dhorechen, kokhonoi hobe na. Karon bangali ra keo shei cheleti hote chay na. 

This is Why

 A story, I sing about,
Written with the ink of lust.
A tear, I smile for,
Showers on my longings.
I crave. I suffer.
So I make a chandelier of rhymes.
Dunked in the sap of desires,
I dream of purples; I dream of blues.
At last, I’ve found my pure poison.

                                                                       Ó RinRin

     I never liked the idea of creating an online diary, where my daily life becomes an open book to random strangers. And to be honest, I find it kinda funny to see that people put up from what time they woke up in the morning to whom they went to bed with, in their blogs. I personally could care less about what they do or what they don't do (my buddies are exceptions). And similarly, I think people will give the same rat's ass to my blogs, too. Fair enough, ha?

     When I first started using this msn-space thing, which was a few days ago, I purely wanted to keep this as a droll escape of my own. Kind of putting together all my stupid, witty files and pix in one place. But today I can't help but putting up some personal thoughts on atheism. It sounds serious, I know; and if you close the blog box right now, I won't blame you. But let me ask you something. Wouldn't you defend your reasons when you find yourself religiously attacked by an atheist? I'm sure you would, if you are NOT an atheist.

     What is a religion? What is its purpose? "Religion is the collection of Divine principles that guide people to what is good, not by force but by appealing to their free will. All principles that secure our spiritual and material progress are found in religion." I found this in one of the books by Fethullah Gulen. Those who are atheist, should be defined by what they are lacking of, Whom they are arguing against. Nothing in TRUE religion is contrary to sound thinking, reasoning, common sense, knowledge and not to mention, science. Those who don't accept religion are either devoid of sound thinking and reasoning, or have a wrong conception of knowledge and science. 

     Atheists devote their lives to attacking religion. But never have some obligation to demonstrate atheism's benefits and good consequences; except for saying "I was born, I'm living my life and I will die. That's the end of my life and me. I'm not obligated to do anything that I've been asked by my Creator. Because I choose not to. Hell, why bother?! I wasn't created. I was BORN!" Gosh.. it's like life of an animal. Human attain true humanity by means of religion, philosophy and knowledge. That's what distinguishes us from animals. For atheists, there is no difference between human beings and animals.

     Virtues, morality should be sought in the practice of religion. It rarely happens that an atheist has laudable virtues or that a religious person has none. Look at Taslima Nasreen, Salman Rushdee, Ali Sina. They all left Islam for sake of "being a human," "saving humanity." But have you read their reasons? Have you read their biographies... the life they've been leading, the impression they hold? Weren't they lost even before they declared of being atheist? They were and they will always be. We don't even need to go that far. Look around you. You will see "life billboards" walking around saying, "Life's too short. Religion is just once a week/month/year thing to do. Who cares?" And have you observed the life they lead? The impression you have about them? Are they truly happy? Can they honestly answer the purpose of their "valuable" lives? What happen after they die? Oh, I forgot. They consider themselves as an organism, named Homo Sapience, who will be buried and that's the end of it. "Is their any word such as Soul? I doubt it! " 

     Those without religion cannot save themselves from losing everything, including their true identity. They call themselves Secularist. Secular = worldly. So they had to face a lot of criticism due to that word "secularist." People started to see their true face, started to define them by whice they actually are. So they had to change their "title." Now they name themselves "Humanists." And they are "saving humanity from religion." And they've all devoted their lives to oppose Islam, out of all the religions. What an irony! Let them do their best. Since the day it was revealed, the Qur'an has encountered many objections and criticisms. 1400 years later, there has been no end to it. However, the Qur'an has always emerged unscathed and so continues to manifest its victory. Those who criticize the Qur'an, as if it were their profession, generally have only a vague and superficial knowledge of its contents. It is ironic that such people feel free to vent their opinions without researching or even reading it. It is impossible to talk of morality and virtue where people don't practice the true religion. Religion is what makes one's conscience good and clear, for it is a connection between humanity and God.

THINK, PPL, THINK!

STUDY, PPL, STUDY!

1.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

2.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

3.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

4.Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

5.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

6.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

7.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

8.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

9.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

10.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

11.How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

12.Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

And finally...

13.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in Atlanta, or knows anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta, Georgia.

By the way, these are soooo true!