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    How to Speak Southern in One Easy Lesson

    Aig - What a hen lays

    Aints - He's got aints in his paints

    Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

    Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

    Bag - He bagged her to marry him

    Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

    Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

    Bub - the light bub burned out

    Cheer - What you set in

    Crick - A small stream

    Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon

    Chiny - country over in Asia

    Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

    Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

    Cyow - Animal on Farm

    Deppity - He helps out the shurf

    Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

    Dainz - Satidy night social

    Ellum - A graceful tree

    Fanger - What you put your rang on

    Faince - Whats round the hawg lot

    Far - What get the brandin arn hot

    Furred - He got furred from his job

    Flar - A rose is a purdy flar

    Frash - Them aigs ain't frash


    Freeze - Freeze a jolly good fellow….

    Furiners - All non-'bamans

    Further - Hits ten miles further to town

    Grain - She was grain with envy

    Hail - Where bad folks go

    Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

    Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n

    Hilbilly - People in the next county

    Hollar - Whats between the hills

    Hard - Got a brend new hard

    hand Tar - His core blew a tar

    Laymun - A sour fruit

    Laig - Most folks have two of them

    Lather - What you climb up

    Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin

    Mailk - what you get from cyows

    Mere - What you see your self in

    Minners - Live bait

    Misrus - Married Woman

    Nar - Opposite of wide

    Nayk - Your head sets on it

    Nup - No

    Orrel - Them hinges need orrel

    Ormy - What the sojers go in

    Pank - A light red color

    Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow

    Petition - What separate the rooms

    Poke - A paper bag or sack

    Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke

    Salit - A green vegetable

    Puppet - What the preacher is in

    Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher

    Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig

    Rang - You wear it on your fanger

    Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts

    Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town

    Rainch - A big cow farm

    Rat - Do it rat now!

    Rench - Rench the soap yourself

    Roont - She plum roont her shoes

    Salary - A stringy vegetable

    Soardeens - Small canned fish

    Shar - A light rain

    Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain

    Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody

    Pop - A soft drink

    Sprang - Water out'n the ground

    Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail

    Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it

    Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death

    Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart

    Tho - Tho me the ball

    Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat

    War - A bobbed war fance

    Worsh - Go worsh your face

    Warter - What you worsh your face in

    Yurp - A continent overseas

     

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