DORMITORY : DIRTY ROOM

 

MOTHER-IN-LAW : WOMAN HITLER

PRESBYTERIAN : BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER

DESPERATION : A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES : THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES : CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY : IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS : LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS : ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT : IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO : TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS